Valentines Day Caption Contest
Though the The Opposite End of China and Riding Sun have cornered the market on China photo caption contests, I can’t resist asking for you for a bit of help with the pic’ that froze my keyboard. It is the chorus extras on the tarmac above the heart that really got me:
The winner(s) will receive a gift certificate worth a 100 RMB shopping spree at Deng’s DVD Speakeasy in Guangzhou. That’s 25 movies or (with my “Pirates of Canton” discount card) an equal number of “crash resistant” software programs!
I will choose a winner or winners by Monday of next week.
Happy VD!
14 responses so far
” Valentine? What valentine?! This is ‘formation to show great erotic affection episteme’ manoeuver. It was invented by Chinese over 5,000 years ago.”
Love is a battlefield.
Will you be my paper tiger?
Soldiers here can be seen practicing for the upcoming “Political Prisoner Executions Appreciation Day”
Lets hear it for our boys in green and their love for duty and homeland.
Hong Bao Na Lai
“I thought you said this was going to be a lucky pig.”
[…] holds a caption contest of a striking photo which puts soldiers and heart together. Oiwan […]
On the court they stand
Lovers of the motherland
Hands shaped like a heart.
An ad for organ transplants? “Come to China..!”
China welcomes gays into the military! Movie at 11.
“Company! AHHHH-TEN-TION! ALPHA PLATOON Right FACE! BRAVO PLATOON LEFT FACE! EXECUTE!!” screams the highest enlisted personnel while showing off the new age battlefield tactics.
And the three-way tie for top prize:
” Valentine? What valentine?! This is ‘formation to show great erotic affection episteme’ manoeuver. It was invented by Chinese over 5,000 years ago.”
China welcomes gays into the military! Movie at 11…
An ad for organ transplants? “Come to China..!”
The speakeasy is open and waiting!
P.S. the secret password is: “DVD”
True Colors
Our lives have changed because of terrorism
Some change their HEARTS to do good
Some change their HEARTS and do bad.
Why does it take a tragedy for ones to
Come together in unity and peace?
Some make changes for a day, a week, a month,
Then they go back to their true colors,
Of being, unkind, uncaring, unloving.
What is wrong with this picture?
Are we part of the problem or the solution?
Let’s look into our hearts and souls
Give ourselves a self-examination.
Do it while there is still time.
Do it…now.
© Cagedbird 2009
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